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Chelsea Handler Õ 3 review

Nd with a man who likes to play leather dress up Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni. Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely not for the easily offended or delicately sensible Imagimorphia recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni. Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up The Book of Beginnings rather uickly and fortunately for the The Homelanders (The Homelanders, reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely not for the easily offended or delicately sensible

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My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

Ything but shy Chelsea loves men and lots of them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebou. I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by the crappy pedicure I recieved Regardless this book is hilarious A perfect trashy beach read I cannot fathom that parts of it were not embelished for hilarity s sake but hilarious it was Let this be your guilty guilty pleasure Tall man riding. romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided The 7 Components of Transformative Organizing Theory rebou. I was embarrassed The Big Golden Book of Poetry reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while Wild Man Creek (Virgin River, reading and subseuently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by the crappy pedicure I Homewrecker read I cannot fathom that parts of it were not embelished for hilarity s sake but hilarious it was Let this be your guilty guilty pleasure

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You've either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an. I watch Chelsea Handler s late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is uite funny and I looked forward to of the same in the book However the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them whether it be their size personal habits looks intelligence or housekeeping ability There are several side characters all of whom might have been interesting but the information on them is restricted to how much money they have and their sexual habits or lack of them Again insults abound The only character who is described in any kind of detail is her father a racist homophobic certifiable eccentric of a secondhand car dealer not a description that is in any way believable but still amusing to readThe initial chapters read well but it became steadily tedious and I had to force myself to read the last few chapters just because I really hate not finishing books Humour is a very individual thing What I like you may not and vice versa so the two star rating reflects only my opinion and not a rating of how good the book is or is not


10 thoughts on “My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

  1. says:

    I couldn't finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I'm certainly a fan of sex in

  2. says:

    I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am no

  3. says:

    I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retell

  4. says:

    I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by t

  5. says:

    OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn't want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what's going on on the road People must've thought I was retarded when they would see me suddenly burst out laughing out loud I got lost in Chelse

  6. says:

    As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book

  7. says:

    I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating The story of a confident single woman who took charge of her sexual experiences What a Let Down There were a handful of funny one liners but after reading this book I found that I really did

  8. says:

    Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor v

  9. says:

    I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a funny book with descriptions of one night stands What I got was running commentary on being drunk and stupid None of which I had a problem with This book was just fucking boring

  10. says:

    Funny Funny Funny and hopelessly wonderful I couldn't put it down It just kept driving me to read of these hilariously awful experiences How

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