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Mermen The Mermen Trilogy #1

These Mermen Don’t Have Tails They’re Deadly as Hell and They’ve Got Something He WantsINFAMOUS BACHELOR and SELF MADE BILLIONAIRE ROEN DORAN IS A BASTARD Yes he knows it And no he doesn’t care He’s got money and power and he depends on no one But when his estranged father dies willing him a secret island Roen will come face to face with an even bigger secret its occupants And these sava. Yes We Are Clearly Out of Our Little Minds Buddy Read YWACOoOLMBR with my MacHalo Freaks and the Power Trio aka Karly Jess and Heather Two things before I attempt to review this Piece of Crap PoC No this is not yet another case of everybody loved it but me Eleven of us read this PoC together Want to know our average rating 109 stars Yep that s right Three of us DNFed it too Now that should tell you something The universe owes us Fearless Bunch BIG TIME Why Because thanks to our stellar reviews the blurb for this PoC was edited to reflect the awful truth aka the fact that the mermen wannabes on display here HAVE NO FREAKING TAILS on that later So YES we are a pretty Awesome Bunch No we won t save the ocean as the author clearly wants us to but at least we might save naive ignorant readers from suffering through this as much as we did So Why is this book such a PoC The Mermen TravestyThey have no fins they have no scales they have no gills AND THEY HAVE NO FREAKING TAILS They don t even frolic in the ocean for fuck s sake What the bloody hell is up with that They have lower Is than barnacles and all they do is walk around wearing loincloth type garments and being total assholes And that s not discrimination on my part I mean most of you know how partial I am to overbearing assholes But these guys here They just deserve to die And their deaths should be painful horrible agonizing and slow VERY slow You don t treat women like trash without having me go all ninja bitch on you No you don t Feminism commits suicide AgainFunny how it s almost always women writers who promote demeaning behavior towards women in their books Well it s tragic and infuriating than it is funny but you know what I mean Okay I m going to try to keep this short otherwise I m going to get into one of my feminist rants and we might still be here next month So Both the mermen loinclothed assholes and romantic hero focking douchebag king think it s perfectly normal to treat women like pieces of shit threaten them with bodily harm try to drown them use them as glorified sex objects humiliate them in front of their fellow bastardsjerksassholesSoBs choose all that apply have no respect whatsoever for their feelings despite being supposedly in total and utter love with them And that s only half of it But I m done talking about this crap so if you want the full detailed list of all the delightful things that made feminism want to commit suicide here check out Abby s review And then weep So much boredom So much eyerolling So much stupidThe premise is ridiculous which is pretty much a given since this is PNR haha The plot doesn t make any sense It s a yawning fest And it s all over the place too The execution is I have no words The heroine is so TSTL I m pretty sure she s going to make it to the Guinness Book of World Records But hey she s a sociology student Which obviously means she s super clever right Come to think of it I think I can hear her synapses buzzing from here The whole TSTL thing must be a disguise Damn that girl is smart As for the romantic hero focking douchebag king he s so utterly pathetic and such a pompous self satisfied dickhead I won t even waste my time telling you about him NO FREAKING SEXYep you read that right PNR without sex What The Hell We were reading this for science We wanted to know how mermen operate below the belt And what did we get No tails no action and NO FREAKING PEENS This is a total rip off I want my money back Wait I can t have my money back this was a freebie Damn we should have gotten paid to read this Save the focking oceanYep you read that right again This book might lack sense interest tails peens and sex but there is plenty of moralizing BS to be had here Polluting the ocean is baaaaaaaadddddd people It is our duty to protect the ocean people We have to love and respect Mother Earth people Our survival depends on it people Who wrote this A freaking Greenpeace activist It sure seems like it So you love nature huh Well how about I unleash my army of murderous crustaceans on this focking island Would that be ocean friendly enough And the moral of this review is save the ocean Fuck this Save the SmutDecember 2015My Machiavelli Wannabe Friends MWF thought they could hide this from me They thought they could read this PNR chick lit please kill me somebody masterpiece behind my back What fools They might be sneaky but I m wickedly nefarious They ll never manage to get rid of me Muahahahaha and stuff The Five Chinese Brothers it And no he doesn’t care He’s got money and power and he depends on no one But when his estranged father dies willing him a secret The Future Aint What It Used to Be island Roen will come face to face with an even bigger secret Roomies its occupants And these sava. 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Ge sea obsessed warriors are uick to make their position clear Leave now or dieThere’s only one problem Nobody tells Roen what to do Ever Oh and one other thing He’s just met the island’s other new “guest” and something about her brings out his possessive sideSOLE SHIPWRECK SURVIVOR LIV STRATTON had been adrift at sea for ten grueling days when salvation miraculously appeared an uncharte. DNF 80%Reviewexplanation to come in a few hours Disciplina Positiva Para Preescolares (NIÑOS: EDUCACIÓN Y CUIDADOS) island’s other new “guest” and something about her brings out his possessive sideSOLE SHIPWRECK SURVIVOR LIV STRATTON had been adrift at sea for ten grueling days when salvation miraculously appeared an uncharte. DNF 80%Reviewexplanation to come The Ronin in a few hours

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D island Only the deceivingly beautiful men who live there aren’t interested in saving her No not at all Because they somehow believe she is their property a gift from the ocean to do with as they please This is not goodHer only hope Billionaire Roen Doran of all people A man who’s said to care for nothing and no one But if he’s so heartless then why is he about to risk everything to help he. This is the review for the whole series three books 45 stars for this whole Mermen series I love this series and want many people to know and read it especially all Paranormal Romance Lovers Wonder what supernatual kind you gonna meet Haha I can tell they are Mermen They don t have tails and scales but they are so barbaric and HOT Mermen they are hot supernatural men live on a mysterious island You can call this bitch island El Coraz n the centre of the ocean This bitch is so cruel I even wanna drag her to the deepest of the ocean if I can And what I gonna tell you Seriosuly this series is full of shirtless dudes almost the whole story Le sigh The plot is also very well planned It has mysteries which will make you curious to know I also love the world building I have never read the plot like this seriously The Alive island The Mermen and that Holy water The Mermaids here are so monstous and scary too I just love it The island always want only the Doran they are fiercest strongest and smartest to be the leader of the Mermen The Plot A billionaire Roen Doran got the letter from his dead father the letter about an island that Roen has to visit and claim it as his own He has to rule this island and discover the real identity of him There he unintentionally met an smart mouth normal girl Liv because her ship wreck there so these two have to stick with each other on this mysterious island And that is when the story beginRoen is so rude but I coun t help loving him since the first time he open his damn mouth talking to his friend lol I so much enjoy his rude words and personalities Nahh he is Merman the barbarism runs in his blood He might be this way but he is also very protective strong and leadership Yeah just read it and meet him 3 Thank you for being the only woman ever brave enough to love me Roen Liv is such a strong and smart heroine I love Liv and I kept reading the story She is so brave and selfless How she fight for helping Roen Mermen and Mermaid touch my heart Liv is also good and reading people I love that she can read through Roen s mesmerizing green eyes and see the real him If Roen is a King of the Mermen Liv would be his Perfect ueen Yes they are so perfect for each other 3THE MATE MERMEN HAVE MATEYesss Mermen have their mate I seriously love when Mermen claim their mate They even have the ritual geeezzz I love when they fight each other for being the one who claim that lady who they want to be his mate Want them to fight for me too Hahahaha Wow they are so protective over their mate like she is everything to him Like Liv is everything to Roen and vice versa Their romance from enemies to star crossed lover is really enjoynable I even cry for them thoughIf you want to know about this Mermen world read it I highly recommend


10 thoughts on “Mermen The Mermen Trilogy #1

  1. says:

    😱 Yes We Are Clearly Out of Our Little Minds Buddy Read YWACOoOLMBR™ with my MacHalo Freaks and the Power Trio aka Karly Jess and Heather 😱Two things before I attempt to review this Piece of Crap PoC™① No this is not yet another cas

  2. says:

    Mermen is book one in the Mermen Trilogy by Mimi Jean Pamfiloff I have been a fan of all things Mimi Jean for some time now So I along with so many others have been so excited to see what this new trilogy was goi

  3. says:

    Mermen What I expectedWhat I gotHow shocking that a book called Mermen was a total piece of crap Oh but not for the reasons you might think I'm totally on board with a book about sexy mermen living on a mysterious island holding gladiator fights to the death to get the honor of winning a woman All that testosterone Plus you know I really like the beach But nooooooo this book had to make the mermen unsexy assholes who beat up wom

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    DNF 80%Reviewexplanation to come in a few hours

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    WARNING RANTING AHEADHow the hell am I supposed to resist this?? Trick uestion I'm notBuddy read with my fellow scientific lovie Heather and also The Harbinger of Blood soaked rainbows Jess as well the MacHalo freaksThis insanity is coming to and likely ALL OVER a goodreads near you January 4 2016 This fucking book guys My teeth gnash and my brain screams ATTHISFUCKINGBOOK This book was atrocious Not only is it a staggeringly awful exampl

  6. says:

    I WANT TO SET THIS BOOK ON FIREFuck this book at it's stupid fucking story and it's stupid fucking charactersFALSE ADVERTISING ALERTThe MERMEN in this book DON'T EVEN HAVE TAILS HOW THE FUCK ARE THEY MERMEN THEN?The dude on the cover sure as shit isn't the main character The main character has caramel colored hairThe leading lady in this is SUCH A DUMB PIECE OF SHIT I WANT TO SLAP HER ALL THE TIMETHERE IS NO SEX IN THIS BOOK 227 P

  7. says:

    This is the review for the whole series three books 45 stars for this whole Mermen series I love this series and want many people to know and read it especially all Paranormal Romance Lovers Wonder what supernatual kind you gonna meet? Haha I can tell they are Mermen They don't have tails and scales but they are so barbaric and HOT Mermen t

  8. says:

    A hair raising twisty and sultry story The Rock Star of cliffhangers and thrilling rides is back with a new and uniue paranormal series featuring mermen without tails and gills Cutthroat billionaire businessman and womanizer Roen Doran is a coldhearted bastard who cares about nothing and no one except his shipping company So when one of his ships is lost to sea coincidentally close to the island his deceased father has just left h

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    Read a book with bad reviewsPre ReviewBuddy read with Karly Heather and the McHalo girls on January 4thBecause I

  10. says:

    Yes let's play a game and trick everyone into thinking this is about mermen It's not Well this sucked Truly sucked rotting f

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